Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas to all

Merry Christmas to everyone and a Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish friends. I'll leave you with this classic holiday quote from Clark W. Griswald:

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

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T. said...

Hey Jordan - I love the blog! (It's Lori's and MommyEsq's friend Theresa from GW.)

I agree with you on the dark and stormy - love it!

Jordan said...

Thanks for the comment Theresa. I've run across your blog before and enjoy it too but unfortunately I'm not in Boston to take advantage of it. Stay tuned, I am making an effort to keep this form becoming static.